from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

myspace

crocs

First piece of bread in a loaf.

The commercial before any Youtube video.

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kingcheddarxvii:

“Mom? Dad? I’m yaoi.”

“That’s okay son. We always knew. We still love you.”

“You did? How could you tell?”

“Son, have you even SEEN your hands” 

northern-mc-fluffy-butt:

phantomsox:

Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form

YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME.

omg

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snapesonaplane:

celticcasualty:

snapesonaplane:

THE BOTTOM ONE. GIVE ME EVERYTHING THERE INCLUDING THE GIRL, WHY NOT? MY JAW JUST DROPPED AND OH MY GOD. GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE.

It’s a pity it isn’t historically accurate at all.

ZERO FUCKS GIVEN.

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atavus:

A hot air balloon Disney made inspired by the Pixar movie, Up.

[Via]

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narwhalpigeon:

fifty shades of grey

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if this is how you’re going to act, you’re never going to be on the avenger

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memewhore:

starkinglyhandsome:

djavjr:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

Ohhh my fucking god!  How adorbz are baby bats!

Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]

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dnlfn:

Dowling Duncan and redesigning the American Dollar:

Why the size?
We have kept the width the same as the existing dollars. However we have changed the size of the note so that the one dollar is shorter and the 100 dollar is the longest. When stacked on top of each other it is easy to see how much money you have. It also makes it easier for the visually impaired to distinguish between notes.

Why a vertical format?
When we researched how notes are used we realized people tend to handle and deal with money vertically rather than horizontally. You tend to hold a wallet or purse vertically when searching for notes. The majority of people hand over notes vertically when making purchases. All machines accept notes vertically. Therefore a vertical note makes more sense.

Why different colors?
It’s one of the strongest ways graphically to distinguish one note from another.

Why these designs?
We wanted a concept behind the imagery so that the image directly relates to the value of each note. We also wanted the notes to be educational, not only for those living in America but visitors as well. Each note uses a black and white image depicting a particular aspect of American history and culture. They are then overprinted with informational graphics or a pattern relating to that particular image.

$1 – The first African American president
$5 – The five biggest native American tribes
$10 – The bill of rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution
$20 – 20th Century America
$50 – The 50 States of America
$100 – The first 100 days of President Franklin Roosevelt. During this time he led the congress to pass more important legislations than most presidents pass in their entire term. This helped fight the economic crises at the time of the great depression. Ever since, every new president has been judged on how well they have done during the first 100 days of their term.

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